Page 1 of Ben Jones's writing

1. Tiger Woods May Be Cheating On His Wife - Crashed His Car After a Huge Fight Talk about all the wrong publicity for one of the greats of golf. First it was all about the sensational late night car crash and possible serious injuries. Now Tiger Woods has been accused of cheating on his wife. Could there be a link between... (posted by Ben 2 years 179 days ago.)

2. Tiger Woods Not Seriously Injured in car accident, just Embarrassed and Shaken. Initial reports of the Tiger Woods car accident appear to have been overstated. First indications were that he had been seriously injured in a car accident just outside his Florida home around 3am on Friday 27th November. Tiger was just... (posted by Ben 2 years 179 days ago.)

3. Worlds No. 1 Golfer - Tiger Woods - Seriously Injured in Car Crash - Drugs, Drunk or Accident? Tiger Woods, the worlds number one golfer and perhaps one of the most co-ordinated people on the planet has been involved in a major car accident outside his home in Florida. Initial reports indicate that Tiger, who was driving his 2009 Cadillac... (posted by Ben 2 years 179 days ago.)

4. Controversy: The Fifth Twilight Novel - Midnight Sun - Will it be finished or made into a movie? If you haven't heard of the Twilight Series including all the incredible hype they are receiving in the media right now then you either don't own a television or you spend a lot of time under a rock, possibly both. Speaking of rock, that's exactly... (posted by Ben 2 years 189 days ago.)

5. Childbirth Is a Miracle; So Quit Complaining About the Pain! We all know pain is relative, like when your in-laws come to stay. You just need to find the right coping mechanisms. In my case I drink a lot and make myself as absent as possible. I know; I'm a trooper. Back to the topic at hand. I recently... (posted by Ben 2 years 208 days ago.)

6. Michael Jackson has died: The King is Dead! Michael Jackson, the King of Pop and arguably one of the greatest entertainers and performers of all time has died at the age of 50, after suffering cardiac arrest. Los Angeles Fire Department spokesman Devin Gales would not confirm Jackson's... (posted by Ben 2 years 334 days ago.)

7. Where Ignorance Is Bliss, 'Tis Folly To Be Wise I don't believe in climate change Or in the dangers of passive smoke I don't believe that guns can kill Or the economy is going broke I don't believe in mental illness Or people who don't believe in God I don't believe in evolution Or that horses... (posted by Ben 2 years 343 days ago.)

8. The Punishment: A Childrens Poem The little stick got up and looked around Still dizzy from its fall The world now looked so very strange Out of the tree, the stick felt small From way up in the branches The grass had looked so green Now upon the ground he stood To realize; it... (posted by Ben 3 years 223 days ago.)

9. The Day Dream Coach: Daydreaming Makes Me Money! I was busy at work the other day; you know, daydreaming, when the fire alarm went off. A very annoying and disruptive sound I might add. However my cat-like reflexes and lightning fast thought processes kicked in to ensure that I was the first... (posted by Ben 3 years 243 days ago.)

10. Should Men Be Helping With Housework and Child Care? Absolutely not! We are men, made to hunt, made from sterner stuff. Ours is the job of protecting, surviving and of course ruling aristocratically. Ask any man. Well, any man not in the company of a woman. You know the answer. It's instinctual. I... (posted by Ben 3 years 261 days ago.)

11. Crazy eBay auctions and my weird eBay experiment. I'd heard stories about those crazy auctions on eBay. You know the sort, a dried prune that looked like Jesus and sold for $5000; the tissue that Britney Spears supposedly blew her nose into that sold for $2000 dollars; that guy selling his... (posted by Ben 3 years 263 days ago.)

12. The Three Wise Monkeys - Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil, See No Evil I recently read an article that referenced the maxim of the Three Wise Monkeys . Now I've had a fascination with these 3 clever little monkeys since I was a young boy, so it didn't take much for me to start researching the origins and meaning... (posted by Ben 4 years 54 days ago.)

13. A Ben Jones guilty admission. Yes I googled, "Ben Jones", my own name. A 95% true story by Ben Jones. I always figured my name was an easy one to remember, because everyone seemed to be able to remember it. Every party I ever went to, there was always someone available to take great delight in greeting me by... (posted by Ben 4 years 60 days ago.)

14. Impress Your Children With the Cutest of the Cute Jokes and with Appallingly Bad Childrens Jokes. Remember the first time one of your adorable little kids told you a joke? Wasn't it just the cutest thing ever? Remember the 100 th time they told you the same joke? Yeah, the joke's on you! But of course you still have to laugh and smile like... (posted by Ben 4 years 66 days ago.)

15. No One Should Die Alone! The Dark Visitor: A Poem The Dark Visitor His face is a time-piece, his life is a book But the pages lie darkened, for there's no-one to look At times he was happy, at times even glad But now all of his memories, to a one; they are sad Yet still he breathes in, and still... (posted by Ben 4 years 110 days ago.)

16. Curing Arachnophobia: It Ain't No Walk In the Spider Infested Park! A s someone with arachnophobia I can honestly say there aren't many things in this world that give me the jitters like those eight legged, evilly malicious, demonicly malevolent creepy crawlies we call spiders. In fact, I find it difficult just... (posted by Ben 4 years 162 days ago.)

17. A Pivotal Year In History - 1990 Actually Changed the World Forever... Generally considered the final year of the cold war era, 1990 was a pivotal year in history for a very different reason altogether. In January, the first McDonalds was opened in Moscow USSR, a sign of things to come. In February, Nelson Mandela... (posted by Ben 4 years 195 days ago.)

18. How to Impress Your Woman By Cooking: The Blokes Lightly Curried Spaghetti... As a member of the blokes club, dare I say a dangler, the chances are if you're not a fully qualified chef de cuisine with a fully loaded knife belt (that would make Batman jealous), two apprentices to wash your carrots and scrub your potatoes (so... (posted by Ben 4 years 216 days ago.)

19. How To Make Your Wedding Anniversary Memorable For Your Wife The quickest way to ensure a memorable wedding anniversary is to forget about the wedding anniversary altogether. I wouldn't recommend you try this method; although it may save you a few dollars up front it will almost certainly cost you a lot... (posted by Ben 4 years 227 days ago.)

20. Understanding Your Man: Translating the "Man-Speak" Studies have shown that, in general, men use language to create distance and boundaries and to establish dominance and power. While women use language to connect and to build a rapport. When you ask your man what he's thinking, and he... (posted by Ben 4 years 277 days ago.)

21. Ways To Comfort Your Baby Without Using a Pacifier There are benefits to using a pacifier. Not least of these is the growing evidence that pacifiers can help reduce the instance of SIDS. However that doesn't mean that pacifiers should be used all the time or for older children. Therefore it... (posted by Ben 4 years 309 days ago.)

22. Is Poetry.com a Scam and If So How Do You Identify a Fraud Poetry Competition? The answer, technically, is no. Poetry.com is not a scam or a fraud in the sense that they do present prizes and they do publish authors who make it to the finals. However, Noble House, the company behind Poetry.com ensure that almost every... (posted by Ben 4 years 312 days ago.)

23. Global Warming: The Solution And Answer To Global Warming Is Compromise Some people suggest that it is dangerous to become a zealot about global warming, that in fact there is validity to both sides of the debate and that perhaps compromise is the answer for all. The problem is that compromise and middle ground are... (posted by Ben 4 years 313 days ago.)

24. Australia: Land of Creative Invention! Amazingly, with a short history spanning just 200 years and with a very small population, Australia has still managed to invent a disproportionate number of the worlds most well known mechanisms, household items and medical cures. Often considered... (posted by Ben 4 years 314 days ago.)

25. Is Australia’s Continued Warming and Drought a Global Warning About Global Warming? Global Warming: Australia's Warning Here in Australia, we have seen a significant shift in the weather patterns with less frequent rain and more severe storms. As the inhabited continent with the least rainfall each year we can certainly vouch... (posted by Ben 4 years 318 days ago.)